Eden Hazard announced on Twitter last night that he would be joining the Champions League Winners. As he didn't specify which year, we can only presume he means Chelsea. Of all the teams in all the world he had to pick fucking Chelsea. Still, with the absence of Drogba, Chelsea will now be immeasurably more entertaining to watch. Just as long as they can keep Terry and Lampard off my screen for as long as possible.
Hazard, meanwhile, is training with the Belgian team in Angleur ahead of their friendly match against England on Saturday (ITV1, kick off 17:15).