Rio 'they call me the joker' Ferdinand thought it would be hilarious to try and pull down Robin van Persie's shorts, not knowing the latter would hilariously break out into a Liza Minnelli soft shoe shuffle right there in front of him. Luckily, Wayne Rooney was on hand to explain the hilarious episode to his team-mates. Phil Jones, meanwhile, wondered if the cameraman had managed to capture this moment of hilarity on film for the whole nation to enjoy. Hilariously, he had!