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Liverpool will reportedly look to lure Koln attacker Lukas Podolski to Anfield as the Merseyside club look to beef up their attacking options following Luis Suarez's ban.
Full story: CaughtOffside Sunderland boss Martin O'Neill is ready to offer £8m for Fulham's unsettled, 30-year-old striker Bobby Zamora - but faces a fight to get him to move from London.
Full story: Daily MirrorReal Madrid star Kaka is considering his future once again in a move that will reignite interest from Arsenal and Chelsea.
Arsenal will offload Marouane Chamakh back to France next month and may make a shock swoop for Wigan forward Hugo Rodallega.
Fulham are leading the chase to sign Bayern Munich striker Ivica Olic, who has struggled to command a regular first-team place with the German side.
Tottenham insist that Luka Modric will not reignite his desire to join Chelsea in January, and that any potential move across London is 'dead'.
The agent of Anderlecht midfielder Lucas Biglia has confirmed that Arsenal and Manchester United are amongst the sides keen to sign his client.
