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Liverpool will reportedly look to lure Koln attacker Lukas Podolski to Anfield as the Merseyside club look to beef up their attacking options following Luis Suarez's ban.Full story: CaughtOffside
Sunderland boss Martin O'Neill is ready to offer £8m for Fulham's unsettled, 30-year-old striker Bobby Zamora - but faces a fight to get him to move from London.Full story: Daily Mirror
Real Madrid star Kaka is considering his future once again in a move that will reignite interest from Arsenal and Chelsea.
Arsenal will offload Marouane Chamakh back to France next month and may make a shock swoop for Wigan forward Hugo Rodallega.
Fulham are leading the chase to sign Bayern Munich striker Ivica Olic, who has struggled to command a regular first-team place with the German side.
Tottenham insist that Luka Modric will not reignite his desire to join Chelsea in January, and that any potential move across London is 'dead'.